All the people , so many people.
I'd like to begin with the title being no representation of me being a Blur fan , before everyone I've told that they were shocking last night on the Brits (which they were) jumps down my throat , it meerly represents what i'm about to say. Kind Regards.
Anyway.
Today , I've been thinking alot about people. Were all so weird. Some people are absolutely quality , the people who are easy going and laugh alot , and don't bitch about everybody mainly , and you get some people with aspects of their personalities you hate in other people but don't mind in them because their labeled in your mind as 'friends'. (I'm kidding my friends are ace). Naturally though , i'm not going to list all the qualities I like in people , because that would make me a non-sarcastic un-moany female , which i've excepted I am not.
The first group of delinquents i've discovered in my life , are fake people. Lets just get this absolutely clear right now , the amount of fake-tan and make-up you wear does not make you fake , it may make you orange , but thats another story. What im talking about are people who act like something , they quite frankly , are not. What the worst part of it is though , most times , they were better in the first place. In other words I hate when people change. Some people call it 'growing up' but 'growing up' dosen't change how likable you are , if anything it should make you more likable , but people that change always seem to turn into morons , and its never little changes its always massive tidal waves of different. For example , if my dog started sleeping at the right side of my bed (she's always slept at the left) I'd get over it , however if she started sleeping on my shoulders and meowing , i'd call the vet yes , but I more importantly would not be impressed.
The second group of people i'd enjoy evicting from existance are people that think their hard. Oh please. Honey just because you smoke (how cool are you) and walk around like youve shat yourself , you are in no shape or form the hardcore maniac you so strive to be. These people amaze me with elements of their lifestyle , for example , how they feel it looks socially acceptable never mind 'hard' to play their shitey music out loud. Sorry , why are you doing that? The best part is they may feel like the godfather however everyone else in the surrounding area looks at the 'gangsta' and the word , plonker, springs to mind.
The third , possibly worst group of tossers in the world , are popular people that think they own the joint. Especially boys. Why do people think they are better than other people? Can someone please answer that question , cause I do not understand it. Boys in my school honestly stand and make snide comments to everyone that goes past , about their weight , hair , clothes , height , just anything really and I just can't comprehend why these people think they're some sort of reincarnation of Jesus. Know what else I can't understand. Why girls go for idiots , and you know what I really don't understand? Why idiots have girlfriends and genuinely pleasent people do not. WHAT IS SOCIETY.
My final group of people i'd like to have a tantrum about are people that think they're from Essex. Of course I mean the absolute comedy 'TOWIE' oh god. Why is being orange and basically whoreish being understood as quality , because a bunch of RETARDS are prancing about infront of a camera , in a 'reality' programme that is about as realistic as The Simpsons , except the Simpsons are a more realistic skin tone and don't make me feel sick. People that bang on about being 'Reem' and 'Well Jell' and telling you to 'Shat ap!' honestly need a serious read of the dictionary.
In other words , people annoy me , people annoy people. Don't get me wrong though , it's great that everyones up for being themselves and stuff but come on you can be yourself without getting on everybodys grill. Despite the bitch , I love everyone. Except fakes , bitches , racists , twats.....
Vivre et laisser vivre
Have a beautiful day x
Wednesday, 22 February 2012
Monday, 20 February 2012
No one's titanium.
'Shoot me down , but I wont burn , I am titanium.'
Bullshit.
You know next time your out , and you see a runner tiring , and by tiring , I mean looking like they'd rather be dead. What do you think? Idiot , they can just stop , can't they? Well you non educated delinquent , let me take you into her mind.
Imagine this , you were off too bake a cake , and you fancied not giving it the half shift for a change and went to M&S for your crap instead of Asda's smart price. You then go home and put heaps of effort and precision into the cake mix , when you take this thing out the oven , you expect it to be the dog's don't you? Yeah well imagine going into the oven to find , your cake burn't and overdone. Thats how she feels , she's put all the effort into her body with dedication to training and passion just to be rewarded with pain in her muscles and exausted lungs. That seems fair, not.
You know why she's tired? Yes , she may have just ran 10 miles , 100 miles for that matter it dosen't even matter. Her body's obviously shattered , but thats still only half the battle. Try this , find the heaviest thing you can find , like a car , and put it on your head. Thats the mental effect it has on you and i'm not even exaggerating. Theres two sides of a runners mind there's the dream and there's the reality. The dream , gives you all this bull about 'no pain no gain' and various other quotes you regret reading as at the time you feel they are trying to make you end yourself. Whereas the realitys like 'mate , your screwing your bones up and your lungs are shrinking on you , stop and walk , moronic bastard.'
You know your team are the best thing in the world , Together Everyone Acheives More right. Your team are like a big family that always know how to make you feel better , but sometimes your able to be cheered up , but when your in one of those moods when you've had an argument with your body and you don't want to talk to anyone , it can seem like they know how to make you feel worse. For example 'aw youve stopped early? That's not like you!' or 'You can do better than that' heres an idea , i'll swap lives with you for the remainder of the training session and i'll laugh as you run my little weakass body into the ground and we'll see if I can , you can only feel your own pain buddy.
I retweeted an absolute beast of a quote the other day , seemed like a good idea at the time but on a day like today I read it and think 'shite'. The quote said 'It is not how you feel on a good day. It is how you feel when your entire body is telling you to quit & you find a way to keep going.' Crap. When your whole body tells you to stop you stop , your running with your body , if it wants to stop it stops , if a car put on it's own breaks you wouldn't jump out and push would you. Okay what if we all abided to that , so we could be running around with a leg dangling from a threadlike peice of flesh as we continue in our venture to the finshing line , you first proffesor.
In conclusion , I am yet to meet a person that continues on after theire entire body tells them to stop , but when I do i'll shake their hand , if its still there I suppose. I'd like to finish on the note of , despite it's flaws , i'm still in love with a sport thats trying to kill me.
'Courir Petite Courer'
Have a beautiful day x
Bullshit.
You know next time your out , and you see a runner tiring , and by tiring , I mean looking like they'd rather be dead. What do you think? Idiot , they can just stop , can't they? Well you non educated delinquent , let me take you into her mind.
Imagine this , you were off too bake a cake , and you fancied not giving it the half shift for a change and went to M&S for your crap instead of Asda's smart price. You then go home and put heaps of effort and precision into the cake mix , when you take this thing out the oven , you expect it to be the dog's don't you? Yeah well imagine going into the oven to find , your cake burn't and overdone. Thats how she feels , she's put all the effort into her body with dedication to training and passion just to be rewarded with pain in her muscles and exausted lungs. That seems fair, not.
You know why she's tired? Yes , she may have just ran 10 miles , 100 miles for that matter it dosen't even matter. Her body's obviously shattered , but thats still only half the battle. Try this , find the heaviest thing you can find , like a car , and put it on your head. Thats the mental effect it has on you and i'm not even exaggerating. Theres two sides of a runners mind there's the dream and there's the reality. The dream , gives you all this bull about 'no pain no gain' and various other quotes you regret reading as at the time you feel they are trying to make you end yourself. Whereas the realitys like 'mate , your screwing your bones up and your lungs are shrinking on you , stop and walk , moronic bastard.'
You know your team are the best thing in the world , Together Everyone Acheives More right. Your team are like a big family that always know how to make you feel better , but sometimes your able to be cheered up , but when your in one of those moods when you've had an argument with your body and you don't want to talk to anyone , it can seem like they know how to make you feel worse. For example 'aw youve stopped early? That's not like you!' or 'You can do better than that' heres an idea , i'll swap lives with you for the remainder of the training session and i'll laugh as you run my little weakass body into the ground and we'll see if I can , you can only feel your own pain buddy.
I retweeted an absolute beast of a quote the other day , seemed like a good idea at the time but on a day like today I read it and think 'shite'. The quote said 'It is not how you feel on a good day. It is how you feel when your entire body is telling you to quit & you find a way to keep going.' Crap. When your whole body tells you to stop you stop , your running with your body , if it wants to stop it stops , if a car put on it's own breaks you wouldn't jump out and push would you. Okay what if we all abided to that , so we could be running around with a leg dangling from a threadlike peice of flesh as we continue in our venture to the finshing line , you first proffesor.
In conclusion , I am yet to meet a person that continues on after theire entire body tells them to stop , but when I do i'll shake their hand , if its still there I suppose. I'd like to finish on the note of , despite it's flaws , i'm still in love with a sport thats trying to kill me.
'Courir Petite Courer'
Have a beautiful day x
Wednesday, 1 February 2012
Can't we , laugh and joke around?
'Well now then Mardy Bum , I've seen your frown and its like looking down the barrel of a gun.'
In my personal opinion , The Arctic Monkeys have got that one dead right. The song revolves around a man moaning about his lady friend , basically because she's being a moody bastard. Which , lets face it ladies , we all are , like we seriously never shut the hell up winging about nothing.
One of the first things our kind enjoy to have a bitch about is everyone. Human kind itself , we're so difficult to please when it comes to other people that are living there lives how they like and because its not our idea of satisfactory and it just really gets in the grill. You know when you see someone in the street and there doing something you just wouldn't , for example showing public displays of affection(eww), or scraping there feet along in winter boots that are basically just there because if they weren't wearing any shoes , yes their feet would be receiving more or less the same protection , however they would look like (even more of) a clown , however back to the point. When we see these things , the bitchiest part of our female brains cringe ridiculously. Heres the question , Why do we care?
The second most bitched about thing by females is ourselves. You've most likely been lucky enough to be in a situation in which you've had the impecible joy of having a conversation in the style of the following:'Im so fat.''You are soo not fat! Im so fat!''If your fat I must be obese , you've got the perfect figure!''Well I suppose , but I hate my nose!''There's nothing wrong with your nose! I hate my nose..'You get the drift. But you know whats most ironic about these conversations , we hate having them. You know even if you were morbidly obese with a trunk , you'd have better things to do than discuss it and make yourself feel like crap for no reason.
The third , possible worst thing the female kind like to bitch about is males. You'd think they'd put the cowboys with the indians and expected them to start families together. Everything about them just annoys us , it just does. My theory to one of the worlds biggest questions came from this logic , once in a blue moon , one of us females meets a male they can actually stand , and they call it 'love'.
To conclude. I'm pretty glad i'm not a guy and don't have to put up with us animals. So girls next time your having a conversation , count the amount of times you moan. Here's a tip , once you've ran out of fingers , youve always got toes.
Have A Beautiful Day x
In my personal opinion , The Arctic Monkeys have got that one dead right. The song revolves around a man moaning about his lady friend , basically because she's being a moody bastard. Which , lets face it ladies , we all are , like we seriously never shut the hell up winging about nothing.
One of the first things our kind enjoy to have a bitch about is everyone. Human kind itself , we're so difficult to please when it comes to other people that are living there lives how they like and because its not our idea of satisfactory and it just really gets in the grill. You know when you see someone in the street and there doing something you just wouldn't , for example showing public displays of affection(eww), or scraping there feet along in winter boots that are basically just there because if they weren't wearing any shoes , yes their feet would be receiving more or less the same protection , however they would look like (even more of) a clown , however back to the point. When we see these things , the bitchiest part of our female brains cringe ridiculously. Heres the question , Why do we care?
The second most bitched about thing by females is ourselves. You've most likely been lucky enough to be in a situation in which you've had the impecible joy of having a conversation in the style of the following:'Im so fat.''You are soo not fat! Im so fat!''If your fat I must be obese , you've got the perfect figure!''Well I suppose , but I hate my nose!''There's nothing wrong with your nose! I hate my nose..'You get the drift. But you know whats most ironic about these conversations , we hate having them. You know even if you were morbidly obese with a trunk , you'd have better things to do than discuss it and make yourself feel like crap for no reason.
The third , possible worst thing the female kind like to bitch about is males. You'd think they'd put the cowboys with the indians and expected them to start families together. Everything about them just annoys us , it just does. My theory to one of the worlds biggest questions came from this logic , once in a blue moon , one of us females meets a male they can actually stand , and they call it 'love'.
To conclude. I'm pretty glad i'm not a guy and don't have to put up with us animals. So girls next time your having a conversation , count the amount of times you moan. Here's a tip , once you've ran out of fingers , youve always got toes.
Have A Beautiful Day x
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